(+1, 5 votes)

Chipotle

August 25th, 2010 - Posted by The Duse in General | 11 Comments »

Went to Chipotle today at the crack of fuck (11:00 A.M.) and they weren’t quite open yet.  Did that embarrassing move where you walk up and yank on the door thinking it’ll fly open but it just rattles really loudly.  The employees probably thought I was trying to rob them.  Ended up skulking around outside like a creepy junkie trying to get a fix until they opened.  Once the Guatemalan guy opened the doors, the flood of people emerging from their cars and descending on the straunt reminded me of the time I swatted a fly and maggots burst forth over my toes in a flood of living mass and ooze.


(+1, 1 votes)

Now that football is back…

August 17th, 2010 - Posted by Danny in Sports/Activities | 19 Comments »

…its time to use more meaningless profanity than ever before.

For me, nothing makes me say, “God Dammit!” more than when your team gets a 1st and 10 on the 11 yard line. You might as well just take the 3 points on 1st down and be done with it. That is also probably because the Bears offense is inept…lets hope that turns around.

What other small bits of the game make you splurge with profanity? Also – Jesus, when did Facebook messages become post worthy on this site?


(-1, 1 votes)

My new favorite place.

August 17th, 2010 - Posted by Jesus in General | 2 Comments »

www.newbelgium.com

Fuckface, we should meet up in boulder or something and have some beers and take pictures of the weirdos on pearl street to post on wumarkus.com

you down?


(+2, 2 votes)

gchat oreo

August 15th, 2010 - Posted by guy in General | 7 Comments »

get this: I told dude in drive through that I wanted the most ridiculous oreo mcflurry he’s ever made
i was like ‘i’ll pay whatever it costs’
dude blew it
somehow he botched it and gave me 3 mcflurrys. i was too distracted at the first window seeing “9x oreo” on the receipt to realize what had been done
they had a bunch of oreo, true, but nothing what i was looking for
i had to consolidate the oreo from the 2 other flurries (which weren’t mixed btw) into the single mcflurry to get an honest ratio to what i was looking for
and it still wasn’t enough really. it was damn legit, but not enough
so now i’m left with 2 naked vanilla ice cream mcflurries
cause i had to use all their oreo to get about half of what i was looking for in a single mcflurry
ridiculous
this is fucking absurd
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET AN HONEST TO GOODNESS FUCKING HARDCORE ASS MCFLURRY WITH 90% OREO
JESUS CHRIST


(+1, 1 votes)

10-6

July 30th, 2010 - Posted by guy in General | 12 Comments »


(+1, 5 votes)

I want you to notice

July 25th, 2010 - Posted by JBo48 in Investment Strategies, Music and Movies, Science/Tech | 18 Comments »