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Mitch Hedberg Quotes (yes, I was searching for info on Texas Grill Fritos, which were apparently discontinued in 1997 for no apparent reason. He made a joke about the snack food, that’s why it appeared in the search results.) More on Texas Grill Fritos.
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July 12th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
in case you don’t know about Mitch Hedberg, he’s one of the funniest commedians ever who recently died of a drug overdose. His humor was based on pointing out random shit, like this:
[ I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The
candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's and
some guy named "Reese" comes up to you and says "Let me have that." You
better give it to him. "I'm sorry Reese, I didn't think I would ever run
into you." ]
July 13th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Are the pieces his too?
Please don’t answer that one.
July 13th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
better:
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see
an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily
Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
I’ve got the full show on MP3 with most of the jokes from that link if anybody wants it. You *really* need to hear it live for the full effect. Especially the koala bear part.