(0, 2 votes)I have Questions
1 – When entering a public restroom with two urinals, is your go to the higher one or the lower one?
2 – While peeing, where are your hands?
3 – Do you wash your hands?
4 – Was it difficult for you to poop in public restrooms?
5 – Do you sit on the toilet waiting for people to vacate before you drop the bomb?
6 – Are you the guy who breathes heavily while doing your business?
7 – Do you sometimes get stage fright?
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November 25th, 2008 at 9:24 am
1. higher one ALWAYS, lower is for people in wheelchairs and midgets, duh
2. near the area, making sure the clothes don’t interfere with the stream
3. yes, unless you’re guy
4. yes, unless it’s empty
5. of course
6. no, unless I’m drunk
7. less and less as I get older
November 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
1. Always higher stall. If there are only two stalls and one is being used, go to a stall.
2. Depends on the piss…if a long, well earned one, one hand on business, the other on wall. If a short average piss, one hand on business, the other texting Wu.
3. Try to…if not, I dont care.
4. Never
5. I have no shame. Let it rip.
6. No, I am pretty stealthy though
7. Not unless I am in Harlem.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
November 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Also, see the book, “The Alphabet of Manliness” by Maddox. See chapter U for Urinal Ettiquite (or however you spell it).
Great book – Thanks Fuckface.
November 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I bought that for fuckface, actually.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Haha, maddox. Haven’t been to his site in over 6 months and he still hasn’t updated. Wow. what a tool.