(+3, 3 votes)Michael Jackson dies… Justin Timberlake to take his place as king of pop
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(+3, 3 votes)10 Responses to “Michael Jackson dies… Justin Timberlake to take his place as king of pop”
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June 25th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I heard that they’re gonna bury him in his Cap’n Crunch outfit.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
im gay, now I will never be able to get fucked in the ass by MJ
June 25th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
more posts from around the web:
“Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.”
“So are the Beatles going to be available on iTunes now?”
“Oh suuure. Rich white lady dies of a heart attack and the media is all over it. What if this was a black man?”
“It’s a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it was in his Billy Gene.”
“when he was in the ambulance he whispered the doctor “take me to the children hospital”"
“MJ can’t make his mind up, first was black then was white and now is blue.”
“The government have released a statement saying that michael jackson cannot be cremated; it is against emission laws, as he is 80% plastic – he must be recycled”
etc. – I’m sure they’ll get better as the night goes on, feel free to post more here.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
legit dude
June 25th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
looks like painkiller abuse. sure the surgeries and stress of upcoming tour didn’t help.
i really wonder where it went sour for mj. like, what was the breaking point when he decided to fuck with his face. bad trip? did he have a bad dose of acid that never ended?
still, he was one of the most popular people in the world and his music is still relevant. also interesting seeing the public struggle with their response to the death of someone so talented but who’s demons were so publicly displayed.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:51 am
Love the quotes. Even Huuuze had something funny to say. Plus 1.
I will always love MJ. Thriller was my first musical asset… was given to me for my birthday by my older bro and I wore that shit out. Oddly enough, I had a solid 10 min conversation with a client two days ago about MJ and the thriller album. Even weirder, I predicted a young death via pills.
Sad, but it fits.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
There were several things I too predicted, such as America landing on the moon, AIDS becoming a worldwide killer and the Jonas Brothers being popular. Those were just a few of my hits, for the rest: http://www.nostradamus.org/
June 26th, 2009 at 9:11 am
I predicted the internet, and wumarkus.com
June 26th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Now that Michael is gone, does anyone know who will rear his children?
June 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Latoya. Please let it be Latoya.