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QUEEF CITY

What happened to this site?  Did everyone give up?  Find better sites to peruse?  Where’s all the hate and trolling?  Is it gay that I miss all the nonsense?

Can we all agree to post shit more frequently, for the sake of humanity?  Do we need more polls?  More commenting to hate on?  Lets see if we can’t get the ball rolling?

Jews: Who needs em?  All they like is money and weird Coke bottle looking dicks.

Blacks: They love the NBA, Watermelon, WorldStar Hip Hop and Fighting over sneaker releases.

Dorks: Basically everyone on this site that knows how to post much better than what this looks like.  Despite being dorks, they are also pussies that like to watch Game of Thrones and think they could write a better script.

If you have a parent, you are a gay.  So that is pretty much everyone.  We’re all gay.  Deal with it.

Turbo Grafix 16 was the most superior video game system of all time, challenge that shit.  Dare you.

The best show on TV ever was probably Wings.  Speaking of wings, Teriyaki flavored wings are best.  Spelled that wrong, don’t care.

Best ice cream flavor ever is Americone Dream – not even joking about that one, that shit is gangster as hell.

 


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9 Responses to “QUEEF CITY”

  1. 6/10; did reply. also, people might not be able to comment. this site has a vulnerability somewhere and keeps getting hacked and I’m too lazy to fix the broken links and figure out what’s wrong.

    everybody knows turbo grafx had a 8 bit CPU with a 16 bit GPU, so it was a poser from the start. however, world court tennis was arguably the first and only successful combination sports/RPG title, so the system is legit based on that game alone. genesis won the first half of that gen, but snes won at the end after a bunch of critical first party releases. do have a soft spot for tg16, though.

    can we at least all agree dreamcast was the last modern system for gamers that actually appreciated video games before OMG MADDEN HALO CALL OF DUTY or angry birds or whatever.

  2. no, we can’t agree. too busy playing my Nintendo DS.

  3. umm, playing 3DS hardcore like a 13yo jap.

    KID TALK

    kid playing my old DS and calls it nintendo dias, since he talks spanish in america 2.0

  4. “What happened to this site?” Your retarded face ruined it.

    Here’s a topic. How gay is J Martin? Could this guy be anymore of a wolf in sheep’s clothing? He’s basically my worst nightmare. Someone seemingly joking around with you while harboring deep-seated resentment and eventual backstabbing. Never giving an indication that the shared style of communication is not as chill as he’s outwardly showing. Granted, I think Martin went AWOL due to a multitude of mental issues, and this whole issue started snowballing on him. I don’t think this was some malicious attempt to ruin multiple careers.

    I don’t relate to the “harsh” communication style of Incognito, and I’m sure the meat-head is dense and didn’t pick up on cues from Martin. But I’ve made inappropriate jokes with people from time to time. I see the Martin situation being analogous to one of them laughing along with me to my face while at the same time being secretly offended, then a week later going to a supervisor or social media. Straight cringe. Are there enough egg shells for us to walk on?

  5. “playing 3DS hardcore like a 13yo jap.”

    “KID TALK”

    You know what little kids have in common with a quality software lineup? Joy.

    Behold bitch!:

    1 Fire Emblem: Awakening
    2 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
    3 Pokemon X & Y
    4 Animal Crossing: New Leaf
    5 Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon
    6 Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan
    7 Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
    8 Shin Megami Tensei IV
    9 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies
    10 Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
    11 Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
    12 Mario Kart 7
    13 Bravely Default
    14 Super Mario 3D Land
    15 Resident Evil: Revelations
    16 Kid Icarus: Uprising
    17 Project X Zone
    18 Super Street Fighter IV: 3D Edition
    19 New Super Mario Bros. 2
    20 Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time: 3D

    Haven’t seen a software lineup like that since 1987 when Castlevania, Kid Icarus, The Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Metroid, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, and R.C. Pro Am were all released in North America.

    Banner year for Nintendo of America by the way. Minoru Arakawa at the top of his game.

    All the homos that deride 3DS as “KID TALK” are the same dingalings sitting at home in the dark fondling their PS Vita’s and dreaming dreams they had something to play on it besides warmed over indie diarrhea like Guacamelee that I can play on PC for two wheat pennies and a buffalo nickel.

  6. Also, do us all a favor and lucid dream yourself back in time so you can find your 12 year old self so you can openly disdain a goggles-free handheld 3D gaming experience. You’ll wake up immediately with a stinging cheek because your 12 year old self will have slapped you back into the future. The future is the only place for a device like that. You’re welcome Miyamoto.

  7. guess you all would rather talk 3ds than silje, but I just want you all to know that Shin Megami Tensei IV is hard as balls. it’s like the jrpg equiv of dark souls.

    so to meservery – why haven’t they updated their turn-based travel mechanism? the demon fusion shit is tight, but the controls are fucking prehistoric. all the atlus games use the exact same terrible interface. the translations and voice acting are terrible, but in a good way. reminds me of old nes translations. whish they had a japanese voice track with english subtitles. I think the majority of people who would want to play their games would prefer legit audio.

    and while 3ds 3d is cool, I have to turn it off after any extended session. which is too bad, since the effect was good in zelda. it’s trash in smt4

  8. and duse – when is wii u going to stop sucking? why can’t nintendo make decent hardware anymore? why are they so far behind the curve on every aspect of their platforms? I want to like them over MS/Sony, but shit, all 3 are terrible and ready to die. Banking on gaben to save us with steamOS.

  9. related: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=776513

    apparently valve has their own internal VR project going on which might be ahead of oculus. This is basically the only gaming technology I’ve been excited about since 96.