Went to Chipotle today at the crack of fuck (11:00 A.M.) and they weren’t quite open yet. Did that embarrassing move where you walk up and yank on the door thinking it’ll fly open but it just rattles really loudly. The employees probably thought I was trying to rob them. Ended up skulking around outside like a creepy junkie trying to get a fix until they opened. Once the Guatemalan guy opened the doors, the flood of people emerging from their cars and descending on the straunt reminded me of the time I swatted a fly and maggots burst forth over my toes in a flood of living mass and ooze.
My new favorite place.
August 17th, 2010 Jesus Posted in General 2 Comments »
Fuckface, we should meet up in boulder or something and have some beers and take pictures of the weirdos on pearl street to post on wumarkus.com
you down?
gchat oreo
August 15th, 2010 guy Posted in General 7 Comments »
get this: I told dude in drive through that I wanted the most ridiculous oreo mcflurry he’s ever made
i was like ‘i’ll pay whatever it costs’
dude blew it
somehow he botched it and gave me 3 mcflurrys. i was too distracted at the first window seeing “9x oreo” on the receipt to realize what had been done
they had a bunch of oreo, true, but nothing what i was looking for
i had to consolidate the oreo from the 2 other flurries (which weren’t mixed btw) into the single mcflurry to get an honest ratio to what i was looking for
and it still wasn’t enough really. it was damn legit, but not enough
so now i’m left with 2 naked vanilla ice cream mcflurries
cause i had to use all their oreo to get about half of what i was looking for in a single mcflurry
ridiculous
this is fucking absurd
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET AN HONEST TO GOODNESS FUCKING HARDCORE ASS MCFLURRY WITH 90% OREO
JESUS CHRIST
One step away, I never thought this would be allowed to happen.
July 21st, 2010 Jesus Posted in General 2 Comments »
