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Who are these people that take offense to Bruno? I haven’t even seen the movie yet but suspect I’ll find it hilarious because it will contain shocking, head-shaking humor. I love awkward, uncomfortable humor because it’s fun seeing all the sheltered peeps around me squirm in their seats high with anxiety watching everything holy they took for granted crumble to the ground. This is almost as bad as people taking offense to the term “Redskins” as the name of a football franchise. Jesus, don’t people have more important shit to care about?

review snippet: “A crude, cringe-worthy, and intermittently funny affair that triggers the gag reflex. I sincerely can’t tell you whether I was choking with laughter or keeping from choking.”

Cringe-worthy seems pretty awesome to me. Nothing offends me more than people who get offended.

EUCLID — Resident Dorothy Richardson, 76, said she was defending herself when she beat to death a 25-pound fawn that was crouched in her flower bed, then stuffed the fawn’s body in a cardboard box and put it out on trash day.

A widow, she said she has been defending her garden against deer for years and this time took a shovel and beat the fawn until it died.

She said the fawn’s eyes contacted hers, like he was going to jump and bite her head off.

Euclid City Councilman Christopher Gruber says Richardson told him something different.

Gruber says Richardson said she hit it once and, according to her, it screamed and she hit it two more times, then she said that what she wanted to do was put it at the end of the yard so the other deer know not to mess with her.

Gruber is now a witness in the animal abuse case against Richardson. If convicted, she faces up to 60 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Basically, people that think the name “Redskins” is offensive and should be changed are the worst type of people on earth. Actually, they should probably all die. Not sure what else to say.