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Article from The Onion when bush was inaugurated (1/17/2001) – keep in mind this was pre-9/11. Prepare to yikes.

Legit Gordon Ramsay:

Best part is how he just names ingredients and doesn’t actually give instructions. Like if you don’t know how to salt your meat, you should kill yourself.

“It is kind of like going from an Xbox to an Atari,” Obama spokesman Bill Burton said of his new digs.

I’m slimming down.

g-speak overview 1828121108 from john underkoffler on Vimeo.